RANDOM RANT (originally told to j3rown):
I hate when really skinny people post pics of pizza on tumblr with all this hipster shit text saying OMGZ I LOVE FOOD!!!111!! All I can think is STFU BITCH! IF YOU REALLY LOVED FOOD YOU WOULD WEIGH MORE THAN AN ELEPHANT! YOU ONLY HAVE A MUTUAL LIKING FOR PIZZA! Then I cry my elephant-sized self to sleep.
