December 2009
There are just some candies out there
and I look at them and I think about them and try to figure out what their appeal is and who would ever buy such a shitty candy and I just can’t put my finger on it.
gotta close up the troll mart
FAREWELL FOR NOW TUMBLRFAGGOTS
Fuck the Sound of Music.
The hills are alive
with the sound of my vomiting because the Sound of Music is garbage and it’s my moms favorite movie I can’t believe I have seen it as many times as I have how am I even still human?
WatchI listen to this song virtually every single day of my life. This version puts the studio rendition to shame.
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
before my mom starts bitchin
about my friends.
ganesh why do you keep gettin the names of restaurants wrong taco town MAC donalds come on what is up with that McDonalds = MAC DONALDS Taco Bell = Taco Town/Taco Hut Burger King = Meat Town/Burger Chef/Burger Chief/Burger Chap Wendy’s = Red Hook/Wendly’s/Windly’s KFC = The Kufc Hardee’s = Hardeens Long John Silvers = Garbage. Me and Coldon started a committee to avert the...
FS
what is your favorite makeup look None. do you ask yourself questions i don’t understand It is highly likely that such is the case. But at the same time I don’t really understand the motive behind YOUR question… you can be a real douche sometimes you know As true as this might be, this is not a question and ergo I cannot “answer” it. I can however rebuke by saying...
Bands I'm really into right now.
Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Fall
Dead Meadow
Built to Spill
The Out Crowd
Cul De Sac
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I have a lot of things to say to a lot of people
And a lot of these comments are incredibly rude in nature.
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yeahiwasintheshit:
huskerdont:
johnwilkestooth:
For basically everyone I know who loves the Simpsons from the guy who really doesn’t think it’s all that funny.
Excellent
SPSPSPSFPFPFSFS
are you overall sad or happy
Overall? I would say I’m fairly happy, and even if I was “overall sad” I don’t think I would have the stones to tell anyone.
DAMMIT IM TRYING TO ASK AN INTENSE QUESTION AND I FORGET TO CLICK ANONYMOUS GOD DAMMIT -mammals
;-)
Should I wear an argyle sweatervest tomorrow? They make me look pretty gay but I am alright with my sexuality. Love,...
“Oh, dear, that smarts!”
– Craig Manning, DEGRASSI:TNG
you are killing me wit that shit.
WAIT SORRY, FALSE ALARM, He...
…was in the TV VERSION OF TITANIC.
FOOLED@!!
He was in Dr. Strangelove though…
HOLY SHIT THE POACHER WAS IN TITANIC
zizzlezazzle:
j3rown:
I feel like Down Under is better because a) the setting b) the bad guy is so fucking bad ass and c) THERE’S A GIANT EAGLE WITH A 100 FOOT WINGSPAN, but the first one is timeless and heartfelt and super emotional and you really feel for penny the red head bitch that kind of looks like she belongs on a Wendy’s sign and rufus that beat up old cat at the orphanage SHIT ITS...
I feel like Down Under is better because a) the setting b) the bad guy is so fucking bad ass and c) THERE’S A GIANT EAGLE WITH A 100 FOOT WINGSPAN, but the first one is timeless and heartfelt and super emotional and you really feel for penny the red head bitch that kind of looks like she belongs on a Wendy’s sign and rufus that beat up old cat at the orphanage SHIT ITS ALL COMIN BACK...
ITS THE RESCUERS. NUMBER 1!
zizzlezazzle:
j3rown:
POD IS DOWNLOADING RIGHT NOW YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN
how you gonna give away my real name like that I was really trying to stay incognito you don’t know how many c r e e p s are out there on the internet.
Like Uncle Bob.
austin and shane too sorry guys!!!!!!!!
and i know which rescuers that was from i was just trying to choose my favorite sorry i was perhaps a...
ITS THE RESCUERS. NUMBER 1!
POD IS DOWNLOADING RIGHT NOW YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN
how you gonna give away my real name like that I was really trying to stay incognito you don’t know how many c r e e p s are out there on the internet.
Like Uncle Bob.
My hands still smell fantastic.
please, someone, SOMEONE better know what movie that quote is from…otherwise humanity is dead and there’s no hope for anyone.
I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING.
ZIZZLEZAZZLE.
Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg He won it in the war In nineteen forty four.
Corporal Clegg had a medal too In orange, red, and blue He found it in the zoo.